Gross

White teeth are no longer just a rarity in Great Britain, they are now illegal.

Don't click this link.

Sonny Perdue to change Georgia's state flag from this back to this? Apparently, Atlanta don't like it. Not surprising, really, coming from a city with the sixth highest percentage of blacks for a population of 100,000 or more.

Take the test, by Emily.

Oh, and remember, next friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

I have decided to never again spend any time looking through greeting cards. They are all equally retarded, so I might as well just randomly pick one. If you get a father's day card from me on your birthday, signed "Merry Christmas," it's probably nothing personal.

This girl keeps kids off drugs by throwing tantrums.

I've always been of the opinion that hotdogs should be boiled or grilled. Am I wrong? Jenn told me she likes hers baked, and Dan the Atheist (one of my roommates) likes to fry his in a pan. That just seems so weird to me. Granted, not as weird as when I watched an older friend of mine wrap his in american cheese and nuke it for 10 seconds (he's in construction), but almost. Some people have such bizarre standards of living — and they don't seem to appreciate being made aware of other methods. My conversations on the subject with Jenn and Dan both resulted in horrified overreactions. Whatever. I will toast my hotdogs before I fry them.

So I'm sitting here thinking about nothing (which can't really be true, because I'm thinking about thinking about nothing). It's all a lie anyway, because actually I'm thinking about last night. Went downtown and saw Twothirtyeight again (they rock). But yeah, I'm sitting here listening to music and thinking about last night, when these two guys run down the sidewalk outside my window yelling "OH YEAHHH, OH YEAHHH" over and over. It sounded pretty weird/gay.

I'm going to go watch Gettysburg now.

Oh, and Wendy's Taco Salad is never as good as it looks, believe it or not.

I would just like to take a moment and say never buy a 1994 Toyota Tercel from the parents of the guy that originally owned it before he fled the state without first taking it in to a mechanic.

Just finished watching "Sweet Home Alabama" — cute movie. One thing I noticed was how good Reese Witherspoon's Southern accent was. Is she a native Southerner? Most yankee actors' Southern accents are painfully fake.

I am right now trying to decide what to do during spring break (assuming my car isn't fixed by then). I could go to Atlanta, or I could go to Fort Lauderdale, or I could stay here. I wanna go on a roadtrip, and Fort Lauderdale is farther away than Atlanta, so maybe I'll go with that. But Mexico also sounds nice — only I'd probably need more than a week for that trip. It's like when this girl I know told me she wanted to go on a roadtrip, and I told her to go to Mexico. She didn't like that idea, said Europe sounded better.

I agree. Europe would make a pretty awesome roadtrip, if it weren't for the fact that you can't get there by car. Plus, France, Germany, and Belgium are all in Europe, as well as Britain. I know Britain is our ally and all, but everything about that place strikes me as gross. Russia would be a pretty tight place to visit — a hot Russian accent on a hot Russian girl is just so hot. Russian girls so pwn British girls.

For the record, France, Germany, and Belgium are all gay.

Sometimes when I'm bored I go to BODY-SLAMMS (read at your own risk....lotsa cussin). From his latest post:

"DEAR AMELIA


(FLIP (THIS WOULD BE THE OUTSIDE OF THE CARD PROBABLY A PICTRURE OF A HEART OR SOME CRAP WOULD BE HERE))


ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED
I HATE WOLVERINE
VIOLETS ARE RED (GILRS LIKE POETRY)


PLAESE MARY ME
HA HA JUST KIDING (THIS JOKE WILL GET HER LAUGHING AND LOSENED UP (RELEASE TENSION OF VALENTINE))
PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME TO THE BOWLING LANES THIS THURSDAY (SHE LIKES TO BOWL AND MY MOM HAS A NICE HONDA CIVIC)
MY MOM WILL DRIVE US


YORUS
JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT"

I am currently being annoyed by:

a) the McDonalds ketchup all over the stairs to my apartment that nobody will clean up.
b) the Alltel lady that keeps telling me I need to update my phone so I can reach ALL the towers.
c) the fact that the song "Running Through My Head" by the two little russian lezbos keeps running through my head.
d) the silverfish in my bathroom (pest control guy spent less than 25 seconds in here earlier this week and there is no way he did any good).
e) all of the above.

Ok....a quick recap of the last seven days:

February 6th: temporarily quit working for papa juan's until I can get my car fixed. It's seriously trippin.

February 7th: found out that I probably won't fail Applied Managerial Accounting (first test was a piece of cake....dropping the class last semester was a good idea).

February 8th: went out to Holiday Isle and O'Charlie's with my roommates Mike and John and some friends from Atlanta — watched 'Dazed and Confused' again (you cool man?).

February 9th: drove back to Pensacola after church and studied for my ethics presentation.

February 10th: went to Pensacola Beach with John and took some pictures.

February 11th: did a lotta homework and figured out the text messaging on my phone....click here to e-mail me on my cell.

Southwest to put penguins on flights.

Animatrix Episode 1: the first of four episodes in an animated series released by Warner Bros. explaining the origin of the Matrix.

Japanese emoticons vs. American ones. \ (^o^) /

This guy wants to visit every Starbucks in the world.

What is this world coming to? — No smoking in Atlanta?

Radar loop of Columbia descent.

Britain has such weird foods: Pot Noodle!

Michael Jackson says he's never had plastic surgery.

Libby showed me this (from TheOneRing.net):

"RoTK Two Towers Preview Rumours
Demosthenes @ 1:37 am EST


In March last year, Peter Jackson attached a four-minute Two Towers preview to the end of Fellowship of the Ring. It's starting to seem quite likely that he'll be doing a similar thing for Two Towers. This of course gives us something to look forward to in just over a month's time. Check out this spoilericious report from the boards of Comingsoon.net.

This report was posted on the Comingsoon.net forums on January 30 by Jedi5150. Now, keep in mind that at this stage it's still pretty rumoursome, but this is what Jedi5150 had to say:

"SOURCES" are reporting that PJ in the coming weeks will be viewing fine cut and complete footage of RoTK for the extended preview to added to TTT in March. "THEY" say that PJ has a short list of certain scenes he wants to put in and then he will view any other footage to add and make it complete. According to "SOME" this is what PJ's list is said to include:




Aragorn handing the brooch back to it's rightful owner, Pippin. This sounds cool, because if you remember TTT preview the opening scene was of Aragorn picking up Pippin's brooch, and to have the preview of RoTK to start with this scene, it makes for a great continuation. That would (also) be our first glimpse of the reunion aka the road to Isengard.
Ride of the Rohirrim
Merry pledging his sword
Pippin approaching the palantir
Shots establishing Gondor, perhaps moments before the SIEGE OF GONDOR
The meeting between Faramir and Eowyn
Establishing shots of Pellenor fields
Mouth of Sauron
Aragorn walking up to the palantir
Pippin riding with Gandalf on Shadowfax
Shots establishing moments before the battle at the black gate
Aragorn in his Gondorian armor, riding into battle
Paths of the dead
"Minor" shots of Shelob
(And although) they do not want to show too much... Denethor

FINALLY (for) THE BIG FINALE, I have possible dialouge to go with this one ... Frodo and Sam by the crack of Doom, SAM: DESTROY it Mr. Frodo! FRODO: no ... I will not destroy it! THE RING IS MINE!!!

You can read the entire thread here on Comingsoon.net."